British Computer Society

The British Computer Society
1 Sanford Street
Swindon
Wiltshire
United Kingdom
SN1 1HJ


Dear Sir,

As a lifetime member of the Secret Squirrel Society, I feel that I should draw your attention to certain inadequacies in the British Computer Society membership pack.

In the first place, it did not contain a mask OF ANY KIND.

Secondly, there was no code book or list of secret signs (as you are doubtless aware, Secret Squirrels can always make their presence known through the use of the Tufty Wood Whoop or in more formal social situations by performing discreet bunny hops).

Finally, I was horrified to discover that the pack did not appear to include an inscribed kazoo, a whistle or even a list of animal tracks.

Yours,
Mark C. Squire
Grand Gnawer, 2nd Order